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Muttley
'tee boy'


94 Posts

Posted - 05 December 2006 :  16:57:56  Show Profile Send Muttley a Private Message  Reply with Quote
The stats for Sat's game have just come through - allegedly the average age of 7 of the Dev's (DEVS - yes apparantly a loose term by association refering in this context to'youth'?)forwards was 35!!! (Making the vets forwards mere colts in comparison) this incidentally was significantly reduced by two twenty somethings!!!(age - not stone okay)
Ironically in the closing minutes with the old boys' engines still purring like strangled cats the 8th member of this "Dad's army" pack was struck down with severe cramp ......just goes to show that they dont make 17 year old like they used to (eh Jordan - wont tell Tiz!)




The Baptist
'cutting oranges'



36 Posts

Posted - 06 December 2006 :  08:42:48  Show Profile Send The Baptist a Private Message  Reply with Quote
if the manager got on the ave age would have hit 40!
get some youth in the team it was like watching a fire drill at an old folks home!


"you know....because you need to know....alright my son"
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norm
Moderator



726 Posts

Posted - 06 December 2006 :  09:24:14  Show Profile Send norm a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Don't worry, Ill be back soon to inject some youth into the side



half man, half legend
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Muttley
'tee boy'



94 Posts

Posted - 06 December 2006 :  16:48:54  Show Profile Send Muttley a Private Message  Reply with Quote
.......at prop? I hear you are joinging the Harry Roberts school of front row excellence!!! The machine awaits....................


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norm
Moderator



726 Posts

Posted - 06 December 2006 :  17:18:28  Show Profile Send norm a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Mr Muttley, your humour reminds me so much of macca... non existent



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Macca
'aqua technician'



151 Posts

Posted - 06 December 2006 :  17:27:46  Show Profile Send Macca a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Now that'not nice Neil, no need to get tetchy we all have to face the ravages of time and middle age spread the Mutt is not the only one who thinks prop is your future......as someone of influence said to you at training "Norm you could do a kenty"

No I dont sell f***ing kebabs, Okay!
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Joey Johns
'cutting oranges'



22 Posts

Posted - 08 December 2006 :  13:21:31  Show Profile Send Joey Johns a Private Message  Reply with Quote
A Kenty?

By this do you mean an attempt to look like a shrunken Sebastian Chabal running in treacle?

Please expand (like Kenty)
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Crimson Fairy
'cutting oranges'



20 Posts

Posted - 08 December 2006 :  16:46:38  Show Profile Send Crimson Fairy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ar think thas a bit unfur on tha thar Kenty dont ya mean a rather rotund dwarf Sebastian Chebal runnin backwards on a treadmill covered in treacle whilst doing a noddin dowg impression?..........hey pa I hear this Kenty takes it like a guuuuuud boy!
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The Baptist
'cutting oranges'



36 Posts

Posted - 08 December 2006 :  17:10:53  Show Profile Send The Baptist a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Okay, okay so the guy's swallowed a beachball, got stumpy legs, looks like an unwashed bloated mini me version of Seb Chabal who makes quasimodo look like Brad Pitt but despite that I think Kentos is the bestest prop this club has ever ever EVER had ......JOLT yawn, is it morning yet son?


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