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Muttley
'tee boy'
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 Posted - 19 January 2007 : 10:08:56
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Poll Question:
Just how old is Richie Robinson? - The man himself stays deadpan & tightlipped....probably due to the Rug glue, face lifts and all the botox! 
so to answer the global debate that seems to continue day and night lets try and settle it. Anyone getting Richie's exact age must have seen his bus pass on the one ocaision he actually got his OWN wallet out at the bar......
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Macca
'aqua technician'
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 Posted - 19 January 2007 : 10:19:20
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Well Richie's much older than me/Batesy & Stu Cormack but not quite as old as Bradders so I recon 42! ....Robbo where do you go for your make overs son? I can't even see the join!
Sorry Robbo I dont sell Anti wrinkle cream only kebabs! |
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Nerve Gas
'aqua technician'
Iraq
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Posted - 19 January 2007 : 17:47:29
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Are you sure you're allowed to use this section of the website for things concerning the 1st XV?
It wasn't me |
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The Jackal
'aqua technician'
United Kingdom
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Posted - 21 January 2007 : 09:54:16
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Is bradders only in his late forties, i could of sworn it was his 50th party over the christmas period. i'd like to say it doesn't show bradders, but ...?
Heggie must have felt out of place on that back row at Newark???
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Put him in the locker!!! BOSH! |
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The Baptist
'cutting oranges'
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Posted - 22 January 2007 : 17:07:17
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| Why was Newark a vets game? or an over 50's game? were Bradders and Robbo wearing their golden 'Over 50 your not allowed to tackle me' socks again! |
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Strutter
'cutting oranges'
USA
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Posted - 24 January 2007 : 20:02:45
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Robbo more cosf****ingmetic surgery than Micky Jackson and Pete Burns put tof***inggether, the old dudes a f***ing legend.
So speaks Mike Strutter |
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cyberman
'cutting oranges'
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Posted - 08 February 2007 : 10:53:36
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His body has a cybernetic quality, though his mind is screwed
'My body may be cybernetic but my mind stays human!' |
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Muttley
'tee boy'
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Posted - 08 February 2007 : 11:44:43
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Well the old f****r pushed his 'Trojan Mk V' battery powered scooter to the limit and burnt some rubber 'Davros like' in crossing the line for his try last Saturday, Kenty had to douse the tyres with water.....
.......for the other 79 mins & 45 secs of the game the Ancient relic could be spotted offering his sweet stash to the more youthful members of the opposition......... |
Edited by - Muttley on 08 February 2007 15:35:02 |
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Old Tart
'aqua technician'
United Kingdom
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Posted - 08 February 2007 : 13:22:42
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| Just seen today's Derby Evening Telegraph - Hitman Richard Robinson- guess he won't be playing again this season then |
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Macca
'aqua technician'
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Posted - 08 February 2007 : 13:48:34
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...he's not played all season!!!!!!!!
No I dont sell f***ing kebabs, Okay! |
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Muttley
'tee boy'
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Posted - 08 February 2007 : 14:42:34
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Old Tart Posted - 08 February 2007 : 13:22:42
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Just seen today's Derby Evening Telegraph - Hitman Richard Robinson- guess he won't be playing again this season then
What can I say.............
NIGHT OF TERROR AS HITMAN STRIKES
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BY Willy Wonka
http://www.thisisderbyshire.co.uk/displayNode.jsp?nodeId=131596&command=displayContent&sourceNode=124371&contentPK=16599210&folderPk=55129&pNodeId=124522
09:30 - 08 February 2007
This dramatic image shows a masked raider about to burst into the Pete Burns Male Beauty Clinic and wrestle with the receptionist Miss Sophie Largeassets (55)
Peter "crooked throw" Wilcox (21)was never meant to fire the sawn-off botox syringe he stole from his accomplices vehicle which after days in the forensic lab in fact turned out to be a ringer and was identified as a MK V trojan invalid scooter registered to one Mr E.N.Forcer. The scooter was reported stolen from the Dale Winton heavy duty plastic surgery clinic for old back row hasbeens the previous week, however due to the volume of appointments Police found it difficult to identify the culprit although they did release a statement that "the number 6 may prove to be as insignificant as ever in this case." CCTV footage was inconclusive.
Wilcox had been hired by Richard "the enforcer my a*se" Robinson (44) a fraudulant Cosmetic product and botox junkie well known by Interpol and plastic surgeons throughout the world to under take this dispicable crime.
Wilcox denies shooting Miss largeassets in the face from point blank range and blames a genuine case of mistaken identity and gross error.
Wilcox claimed in the "nice soft lighting of the Clinic's studio" that he "genuinely mistook the slow moving wrinkled decrepid old hag" Largeassets for his master and hirer Robinson (with which the judge sympathised) and tried to immediately administer the botox jab to save his hirers blushes as Wilcox alleges that his hirer was "a frightfully vain old man" and without thinking he swung his arm but as usual missed the target.SOCO revealed that Wilcox was in fact aiming for Largeassest's thigh. Futher investigations found that Wilcox had a long track record of the same misdemeanor namely - missing his target by a country mile.
At Derby Crown Court, both men were found guilty of conspiring to cause grievous bodily harm to Largeassets and obtain copious amounts of male cosmetics by deception. Wilcox suffered a further charge on possession of viagra which he alleged was simply to stiffen up his throwing arm.
Robinson requested further offences be taken into account and was susequently also found guilty of being a woefully inept rugby player, impersonating a number 6 and threatening behaviour towards Wilcox whom he later claimed obtained cash and certain favours by deception and deceived him. When questioned on this by the judge Robinson later claimed Wilcox had told him he could deliver the botox 'throw' (street vocabulary for jab) with pinpoint and consistant accuracy however it turned out Wilcox too did indeed have a long history of deception on this subject and medical experts concurred that in fact Wilcox couldn't hit a barn door with a dart from 5 cm.
Both men will be sentenced in March.
Detective Superintendent Bob Plod said it had been a complex and disturbing investigation with millions of dollars of cosmetics and age defying products found hidden at Robinsons luxury mansion in nearby Castle Donnington and his holiday homes in Marbella and Florida. Further investigations also revealed that the recent pollution of the nearby River Trent was down to a leakage of illegal strength fake tan and vitamin suppliments from Robinsons garage.
"Receptionists at male beauty clinics everyhere still feel threatened," he said. "They wonder if they will ever sleep easy if Robinson's cosmetic enhancement addition is not quoshed", he also added that the general public need not worry about Wilcox as he has been "sent to rehab in an attempt to straighten his delivery out" but sadly he didn't hold out much hope on that score.
Before being taken away the judge asked Robinson for any last requests and he was asked for a luxury cell, unlimited supplies of peroxide and russian hair extensions, denture cream, clinque extra strength moisturiser for the more weathered man, daily facials & colonics, red sea hot mud wrap and hourly sunbed sessions oh and the odd cuban cigar.
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